Truth glimpsed the Unity of the Universe...

(Or my real life got irritating enough that I hallucinated it)
I glimpsed the Unity of the Universe this morning. I could see it! It was like a fractal on a cupcake, delicious but surprisingly mathematical in nature. For a moment, I and the Universe were one. I let go of the self, the ego, and rushed out into chaos of total consciousness. I looked inside myself and found the Nothing (much like The Never Ending Story, but with cooler effects) and while lost in it, I found everything I needed to harness all of the power in the Universe into one focused beam of energy that would DESTROY THE CITY THAT MY FREAKING REALTOR KEEPS LOSING MY DING DANGED PAPERWORK IN.

Alas, when that thought crystallized, The Unity of the Universe faded from me, and all I was left with was an overly wordy blog venting my frustration about the home buying process. At least a gal can still fantasize about re-arranging molecules with her powers of mind control (Or maybe the Force, but I don't like the Force as much now that it is a bacterial infection that might accidentally be cleared up by taking an anti-biotic).

Instead of letting go of the myth of reality my brain has created for me, I will wait by the phone (that may or may not exist at this point. I am having some serious issues with the constructs of my mind this morning. Who knew real estate had that effect?) I will have to transcend myself another time.
If you folks will excuse me, I am off to see if I can start bending spoons with my mind. There is no spoon....there is no spoon....