Asleep on the Job

Sorry Everyone! I'm asleep on the job. Originally, I planned to write the infamous Valentine's blog but I am perfectly content this year. As you all know, I can't write unless I am irritated about something. If I wrote a perfectly happy blog, the universe might collapse. I need for someone to do something stupid. Usually, I have someone on standby for that sort of thing but that would require for me to talk to him more than I am willing to at the moment. I try to keep mind-numbingly bad conversations to a minimum.

I have a trip to Chicago this week. Everyone pray a homeless guy pees on my shoes or something.