Happy

Hello there everyone!

As you all may have noticed, there was no blog yesterday.

I intended to blog about my trip to Chicago and especially about the sign I bought from the homeless guy. (Too ugly to prostitute)

Unfortunately, I have come down with a case of Happy.

It's a disgusting little disease. Even more disgusting than the horrifically bad news I got about the injury to my leg.

Symptoms include:
Smiling
Being Chipper
Forgetting that maiming idiots should be at the front of my thoughts
People saying "You sure seem to be in a good mood" (which also means if I end up in a bad mood about something people end up being confused)
Weight Loss!!!!!!!! (this is the only one I can get behind)

So sorry folks. I will have to post pictures of why I am so ridiuclously chipper later. If you folks will excuse me, I am off to spread joy, cheer, happiness. (it's contagious)