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Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy 2

Today's new installment of "Happy" is brought to you by the letter "L" the number "1" and enough bitterness to bring an early heat death to the universe.

I suppose if there is any day to be bitter about something, New Year's Eve is it. Might as well start the new year out right. Fantastically enough, I do some of my best work with Bitter. I could paint whole beautiful landscapes with bitter thoughts laced with good intentions.

"Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold- but so does a hard boiled egg."

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Happy

So what happens when Truth tries to be happy?
1. She stops blogging because she only blogs when she is angry.
2. She thinks she can carry on with life as a normal individual that doesn't frequently think about setting people on fire.

Well lucky for everyone...that's all over.

Yippe ki yay Fuckers.

That might actually be the first time I dropped an F bomb in a blog.

If a world can't run on happiness and sparkly vampires then it can run on the constant anger that I carry around.

Maybe I'm back. Maybe I'm not. I do know one thing. I should have taken the blue pill.